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Prima le pinne di squalo, adesso le malattie delle pecore: "Siamo diventati uno zoo a furia di parlare di animali". Lo ha affermato stamane agli Stati la senatrice Géraldine Savary poco prima di invitare il plenum - tra uno scoppio di risa e l'altro - ad approvare una mozione per lottare contro la zoppina delle pecore, un'affezione che colpisce le unghie di questo animale causata da batteri.
"Siamo diventati uno zoo, a furia di parlare di animali", ha esclamato Savary ridendo a crepapelle
"Spero che il riso non sia una malattia trasmissibile e che possa spiegare la posizione favorevole del Governo in merito a questa mozione", ha dichiarato da parte sua tra il serio e il faceto il consigliere federale
Alain Berset.
Le risate fuori controllo di Savary fanno il paio con quelle di Merz in un intervento parlamentare del 2010
Scoppi di risa incontrollate in aula non sono frequenti sotto il "Cupolone", dove di solito al riso si preferisce l'invettiva. Tuttavia capita che il velo di serietà che avvolge i lavori del Parlamento venga squarciato di tanto in tanto da una risata liberatoria: è ormai diventato un classico l'intervento dell'ex ministro delle finanze
Hans-Rudolf Merz - visibile su Youtube - sulla carne secca grigionese, interrotto da ripetuti sghignazzi.
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